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11.06.2025 00:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How to watch Apple’s WWDC 2025 keynote - TechCrunch

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Google’s Pixel 10 phones will reportedly launch on August 13th - The Verge

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

share office space ...

Still no good

So they tried

What is chudai?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!